Livecorpse's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Life & Death]

May all sticks burn in hell.

Using sticks is a cop-out. Learn BEFORE you try to gain fame. Im soure you wont want this piece of shit in your track record a year, heck even a month from now. THis sucked. My advice:
Get to the fucking point. Average NG viewer is a hyperactive 14 year old with teh attention span of a 5 year old.
Blood, guts, and sex. And maybe beer.
I can detect talent, so Im not talking all shit and no advice.
This did piss me off because the size was large.
Thats my only real gripe.;
Good luck
-Livecorpse

TvP responds:

Thanks for the long review, but I have many things to say to you. "Using sticks is a cop-out" no your wrong thats what started flash, and thats what people start off with. I'm 15, and so are a lot of my friends on NG, but we are smart, make average flash, and dont have the attencion span of a 5 year old, more like an adult. I use blood and guts in my flash, no sex or beer. I couldn't help about the size. But thanks anyways, Livecorpse.

[RedDragon]

Average.

Nice try, reminds me somewhat of Knox, which probably influenced you. It wasnt very funny.

ShadowSniper responds:

Yea Know rules. well this was spawned out of boredom and I have a book report due tomorrow on this, just venting my stress lol

[Pube Muppet music video]

Dude you've outdone yourself

THat was really really cool. I like how he was shitting and pissing everywhere.
LOL the rainbow was up his ass. hahahhaa
That was just too cool. It should have gotten a 3 AT LEAST
i gave it a 5

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Lol, thanks, but like I said, its not mine, someone asked me to send it for them!

[When Tears Bleed]

TOO FUNNY

OMFG I CANT STOP LAUGHINg
You are a funny guy. yes yes. i love the blue hair. its so secksay.

Mek1985 responds:

Hell yeah dude! Blue hair is where it's at.

[Love, Wink]

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gel responds:

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[Possesion]

I hope metallica sues your ass

This sucks, sprites are lame, mario is far too cliche'. And to top it off you couldnt make good by putting all that bs together. Man this really sucked. And the huge file wasted the time of many. Please take a nap in your garage while your mommies car runs in it. Till you die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Rextex responds:

Gee, thank you! You must realize how much that means to me coming from a man of your stature! I mean, you are soooo cool! Some people just post productive reviews, but you are so much cooler by posting lame, pointless crap! Wow! Thanks Man!

[Stikfas N]

-10 for style

I agree with the last guy, and the guy before him, and before him... and so on.
You have out-crapped yourself, red arrow. I wish there were a list of "My Least Favorite Flash Artists" because I would put you as #1. This is worse that stick figures, clocks, and pube muppet. The last two are actually funny though. This crap serves 1 purpose, fragmenting people hard-drives through it's download and deleture.
#1 Fan
-Livecorpse
XOXOXO

Static responds:

Ok thanxs for the review!I know you love me!

[Pube Muppet goes to hell]

w00t w00t

I saw 10 pube muppet movies in the garbage can today, congratulation on making a portal worthy-one. This one rocked my world secksay!!!1

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Lol! Thanks! I put more effort into this one...

[skateing stick]

Forgot Play

you forgot play button, "homey"
the flash kix ass BTW

stickmasta responds:

yea my preloader is supposed to send it to frame 4 but it didnt on here
it works on my computer though

[Barge of a 1000 Bullets]

Dude, you rule.

I am a huge fan of Sloth TV 2. You really out-did yourself on this one. Usually i hate sprite movies with a passion, but all my 5 are belong to this.
How long did it take, if you care to estimate in hours of effort. I am curious to know.
j00 f@n
-Livecorpse

JeremyLokken responds:

It took somewhere in the range of 15-30 hours, only because I work a little slower than others. :)