Livecorpse's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Life & Death]

May all sticks burn in hell.

Using sticks is a cop-out. Learn BEFORE you try to gain fame. Im soure you wont want this piece of shit in your track record a year, heck even a month from now. THis sucked. My advice:
Get to the fucking point. Average NG viewer is a hyperactive 14 year old with teh attention span of a 5 year old.
Blood, guts, and sex. And maybe beer.
I can detect talent, so Im not talking all shit and no advice.
This did piss me off because the size was large.
Thats my only real gripe.;
Good luck
-Livecorpse

TvP responds:

Thanks for the long review, but I have many things to say to you. "Using sticks is a cop-out" no your wrong thats what started flash, and thats what people start off with. I'm 15, and so are a lot of my friends on NG, but we are smart, make average flash, and dont have the attencion span of a 5 year old, more like an adult. I use blood and guts in my flash, no sex or beer. I couldn't help about the size. But thanks anyways, Livecorpse.

[RedDragon]

Average.

Nice try, reminds me somewhat of Knox, which probably influenced you. It wasnt very funny.

ShadowSniper responds:

Yea Know rules. well this was spawned out of boredom and I have a book report due tomorrow on this, just venting my stress lol

[Pube Muppet music video]

Dude you've outdone yourself

THat was really really cool. I like how he was shitting and pissing everywhere.
LOL the rainbow was up his ass. hahahhaa
That was just too cool. It should have gotten a 3 AT LEAST
i gave it a 5

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Lol, thanks, but like I said, its not mine, someone asked me to send it for them!

[Comet Magnum Episode 21]

Above average.

I liked the robots. THey are always good in a flash movie.
Next episode how about dont have outlines on so many things. Also, use the color mixer radial more.
It reeks of effort. Keep it up man.

[End of the Line]

No speech buttons

Please do not put speech buttons.. we are too lazy to keep pressing stuff we dont wanna read. get to the blood and guts

[Homicide²0 [Part2]]

DUDE that was awesome

That kicked my ass from here to chinatown.

[Battle for the Portal Pt1]

Havent I seen this before?

Or was it just a dream... a 5 MB dream.
Now that was totally awesome. You got the Corpse hooked.

[The Mall Accident]

The blood sucks/.

but dont worry I am making a gore tutorial as we speak

[AdAmBoMb Kikia]

OMFG

It is things like this that make me lose faith in humanity. How in teh khell did this pass judgement. WHat a pile of fecal matter. However it was original... no megaman sprites, no stick fagures... so you get a 2., be happy with that or die.